Funny Chihuahua Shirt – "Ounces of Dog, Pounds of Attitude" Lover Tee

You can weigh a chihuahua. You cannot measure one. Ounces of Dog. Pounds of Attitude. is the whole breed in five words, and anyone who has ever been stared down by something that fits in a handbag will understand it instantly.

The crest is drawn in the house style — a navy chihuahua in a small gold crown, ringed by a layered gold laurel wreath, arched top and bottom in classical serif capitals. It reads as heraldry rather than novelty, which is exactly the point: this is a chihuahua t-shirt for grown adults with taste and a ridiculous dog.

An easy chihuahua gift for birthdays, Christmas, or the anniversary of the day the dog moved in and took over.

Fit & sizing — please read before ordering

This is a unisex t-shirt, cut on a men's block. It runs straighter and roomier through the body than women's sizing does.

• If you normally wear women's sizes: order one size down for a fitted look, or keep your usual size for the relaxed, slightly oversized fit most people want in this style.
• If you normally wear men's sizes: order your usual size.
• Between sizes: size up.

All measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches. Chest width is measured underarm to underarm — double it for the full chest circumference. The easiest check: lay a t-shirt you already love flat and compare.

Materials & care

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee — combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, side-seamed with a tear-away label. Soft, light and built to keep its shape. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on the print.

Printing & delivery

Printed to order in the United States using direct-to-garment printing. Allow 2–5 business days for your order to be made, plus shipping time. Because every piece is made for you, please check the size chart carefully before ordering.