The Royal Commission — Custom Chihuahua Portrait

Your Chihuahua already rules the house. We simply commissioned the official portrait.

Send us one clear photo. Choose the court that fits their reign. We create a custom portrait for you to approve before your digital file is delivered or your physical piece goes into production.

Choose your court

The Monarch — Tudor/Elizabethan court. Jewels, velvet, pearls and absolute authority. A formal Renaissance portrait for the Chihuahua who could have you banished before breakfast.

The Regency — High society. Soft pastels, elegant tailoring and quiet judgment. An aristocratic portrait for the Chihuahua currently assessing your breeding and table manners.

Made for Chihuahua people who find ordinary pet portraits a little undignified. No cartoon filter. No generic costume. Just your dog, portrayed with the seriousness they have always expected.

Choose how it arrives

Digital file — $48. A high-resolution, print-ready file emailed to you, large enough to print beautifully up to 16×20 in (41×51 cm). Nothing ships. Best if you want to frame it yourself, or you need it quickly.

11×14 in fine art print — $78. Printed on premium luster photo paper: a semi-gloss stock with deep blacks and rich saturation that holds the varnished look of an oil painting without the glare of full gloss. 11×14 in (28×36 cm). Ships flat in a rigid mailer, unframed, sized for any standard 11×14 frame.

16×20 in stretched canvas — $138. The one that reads as an actual painting. Printed on matte canvas, hand-stretched over a solid wood frame, 1.25 in deep, and ready to hang straight out of the box — no framing, no glass, no trip to the framer. 16×20 in (41×51 cm).

How it works

1. Upload your favorite photo, choose your court and format, and place your order.
2. We create your portrait and send you a preview to approve.
3. Once you say yes, your file is delivered—or your print goes into production.

If we have not heard from you within 72 hours, we proceed with the preview exactly as sent so nothing sits waiting on an unread email.

How long it takes

We would rather give you the real numbers than comfortable ones.

• Digital file: painted and sent for your approval within 48 hours.
• Stretched canvas: 48 hours for the portrait, then 3–6 business days to print and deliver.
• Fine art print: 48 hours for the portrait, then 7–9 business days to print and deliver.

Every piece is made to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you.

What makes a good photo

• Good light. Daylight near a window beats any flash.
• Head and shoulders, taken at their eye level rather than from above.
• Eyes visible and in focus.

A phone photo is completely fine. It does not need to be a good photograph of your house—only a good photograph of your dog.

Looking after it

Prints and canvases are made with pigment inks. Keep them out of direct sunlight, dust the canvas with a dry soft cloth, and keep cleaning fluids away from both.